This review was last updated in June 2019.
The panic and anxiety that most people feel who know their personal lives will result in a failed test can even become a red flag at work. But it doesn't have to be that way, as long as you take a few simple steps.
Fake pee is one of the most reliable ways to not get caught in one of these tests. They allow you to keep your personal and work life separate without your employer getting an insight into what you’re up to in your own time.
Ultra Pure Synthetic Urine is one such product, but before you just blindly buy what you see in your search results, you have to make sure it’s reliable and effective.
There’s no point spending your money on something that could still completely change your life.
- Drugs are present in pee from within 5 minutes of use to weeks after, depending on what type of drug it is.
- Artificial products are still the most reliable way to pass a substance screening.
- Losing your job because of a failed lab test makes it statistically significantly more difficult to find future employment.
So, let’s see how Ultra Pure stacks up to the challenge.
How Does Ultra Pure Work?
High-quality products should be artificially manufactured and composed of organic and inorganic components.
These include creatinine, phosphates, sulphates, chlorides, urea, uric acid, and water that simulate the physical and chemical properties of human pee. The pee also needs to be free of any kind of waste materials that wouldn't be found in human piss.
Most companies producing these solutions can't produce an accurate enough composition that closely mimics this combination.
They also have trouble evolving with the ever-changing technology developed in the labs to flash out bogus samples.
Therefore, they create ineffective products that don't work. To create an effective product that can be relied upon to beat a urinalysis requires years of scientific research, insider knowledge, and manufacturing expertise.
Ultra Klean urine is the 2nd most popular product behind the market leader Quick Fix (our recommended product).
This brand uses a proprietary formula that was created in 1997. As a non-biological, completely homogeneous, safe formula, it contains all the ingredients required in a high-quality sample.
The product is properly balanced for pH, specific gravity, creatine, and uric acid which are all good signs that it should do the job.
Ultra Pure urine is also ideal for a variety of diagnostic applications including quantitative analysis, general research, and test kit calibration.
This is actually where its formulation came from, as researchers needed reliable samples to fine-tune their equipment.
It can also be used as a buffer to test for the availability of E. coli and salmonella in foods. Although less common, the pee has also proven to be a valuable novelty item or as a fetish item in adult toys (no judgment here).
What is Included with Ultra Klean?
Every order is discreetly packaged, so nosy neighbors and friends don’t know what you've bought. Make sure that your package contains everything you need before the day of the test.
Finding out last minute that a vital part is missing is not a good situation to be in.
Ultra Klean contains the following items:
- Small 2 oz. bottle of the solution that is light and easy to carry around. This size is more than enough for a couple of tests.
- A rubber band is included to help you secure the heating pad.
- One essential heating pad that helps you maintain the temperature of the sample. Try and keep the temperature at a steady heat. Don't have the temperature jumping up and down as this can damage your sample.
- 1 temperature strip that allows you to check your pee before heading into the lab. You need to hand it in at the right temperature, or your fake sample will be detected. Please note if there is no reading on the strip, there is a good chance that the temperature may be too high or low.
You can store this product for up to 3 years without the need to freeze or refrigerate. If you do open the bottle, make sure you use it within seven days as oxygen can damage the sample over time.
How to Use Ultra Pure:
An increasing number of employers are favoring urinalysis as a method for testing, and this has positively affected the trend and demand for this brand over the years. However, the proper use of any synthetic solution is a must for success. Below are some steps you need to follow.
1. Prepare the chemical properly before going for the test.
Start by shaking the bottle with the piss prior to using it, then place the sample in a microwave for ten seconds, and you're done.
Don't have a microwave? Shake the heater pad that comes with the product, attach it to the bottle with the rubber band and place the bottle with the heater in your pocket for forty-five to sixty minutes. This should bring it up to the optimal temperature required.
Leaving the pee on for a longer period will give it an unusually high temperature so be careful. In some instances, the sample can cool to the needed levels and still be effective. Just remember too much heat can destroy the sample.
2. Hide the sample in a place administrators don't frequently search.
Buying a life-like male organ such as the Monkey Dong (read more) and attaching it to your body is an efficient way to go about it. You can also hide the liquid in your bra or inner pants with some specialty flat pouches. Just be careful it doesn't spill.
Lab administrators may have been trained to identify signs of attempting to use fake samples so your plan should be to always appear as relaxed as possible and make the process of using the product as seamless as it can be.
Practice the procedure at home before the actual test itself and bring a book or newspaper to read while you’re waiting to be tested.
If you're traveling a considerable distance, you can use your body heat to keep the sample warm. The body part you choose is up to you, but the inner thigh works very well. Place the sample in a sealed plastic bag and strap it to your body.
Remember, the temperature of pee samples is tested within four minutes of submission and is expected to lie between 94-100 degrees Fahrenheit. Temperatures higher or lower than this range are bound to trigger suspicion.
Can You Reheat Ultra Pure Synthetic Urine?
Yes, you can reheat Ultra Pure Synthetic Urine; however, you have to be careful how often you do this.
On the day of testing, it’s fine to heat it up a couple of times to get it right. But if you do this over a couple of days, then some of the water will evaporate, and the concentration will increase. This is a big red flag at a testing facility, so make sure you’re careful.
Does Ultra Pure Urine Work?
Unfortunately, this brand of synthetic urine has a very low success rate. If you're concerned about your piss being detected as "not real," we would suggest looking at other products.
Many users in forums complained that they had failed a test with Ultra Pure. After reading a couple more of these, we were quite discouraged about using this brand.
Basically, the effectiveness of any fake pee comes down to three things: the quality of the product, the temperature, and the strictness of those conducting the testing.
If you can get the first two right and sneak the pee past the administrators, you've passed the test.
For whatever reason, Ultra Pure has a very high failure rate. All the ingredients they use should give you a pass, but there are far too many reported cases where it has let someone down.
If you want to learn in depth about other urine products click here.
Will the urine work for all drugs?
The pee is designed to mimic clean human pee. While it doesn't contain common toxins and DNA, the base sample should be exactly what is used to calibrate testing equipment.
Therefore, it won’t contain any trace elements of drugs whatsoever. As long as it doesn't get flagged as fake, it will work to pass a test. As mentioned though, Ultra Pure is not reliable enough to pass as real.
Our Honest Review
How Much Does It Cost? - Good
$24.99 isn't bad for a 2oz bottle, so there are no complaints with how much you have to spend to try it out. However, we strongly advise to never focus on price when it comes to fake pee.
There’s too much at stake if you end up failing a test.
Adulteration - Poor
Ultra Pure - as with all urine products - has to be checked for adulteration before you try to use it. Adulteration means the sample has been contaminated, diluted, or tampered with.
There are no reports available as to whether or not Ultra Pure passes the adulteration test, so that's just an added risk you'll end up taking if you try to use it.
Success Rate - Poor
There are many reports of users who had tried to use Ultra Pure to fool a substance screening and ended up failing, despite preparing the product properly and having it at the correct temperature when they gave their sample.
There are some reports of users passing their test with this product, but the ratio isn't great, especially when there are alternatives available (like QuickFix) that have a failure rate of less than 0.02%.
Ultra Pure might be a cheap option, but the chances of failing your test could end up costing you serious cash in the long run. Yeah, losing your job or not getting the dream job certainly does have an impact on your lifestyle.
Always remember to follow all the instructions carefully no matter what product you choose, or it might end up costing you dearly. It’s the number one reason why people fail, even with the best available products.
Unfortunately, this product has too many red flags, and we would suggest strongly not to use it. Only a few times has this product passed a pee test, and that is not good enough when failure can lead to you getting sacked or losing out on a chance of a new job.
Choosing this product based on its relatively low price point would appear to be the ultimate false economy when your whole future is at stake as it is with a drug test.
The only product we know to have a near perfect success rate is Quick Fix. It's quite simply the most reliable product on the market.