This review was last updated in April 2019.
Quick Luck markets itself as a “premium” fake urine that is indistinguishable from real human urine straight from the bladder.
Most folks will probably get a chuckle out of the idea of “premium” fake pee, but premium or not products like this have become necessary.
Because countless hard-working, sober-minded individuals yourself are being treated like crack heads and forced to take drug tests.
Even if you live in a state where cannabis is legal, you can still lose your job if you test positive for it.
It’s crazy. But it’s reality.
And people need help to get clean and quality results.
What is Quick Luck?
Quick Luck urine is a new product from Clear Choice, makers of numerous products designed to help people transcend the scourge of drug tests.
Quick Luck is intended to compete head to head with industry standards.
Let’s cut right to the chase, shall we?
Quick Luck is one of the most expensive urine products out there.
As such, it needs to provide something that justifies that added expense, right?
So, the company claims that Quick Luck is “100% effective”. (The implication being that others aren’t.)
It also claims to be unisex -- as though that means something. (Hint, it doesn’t. Because no drug test checks for hormones that could show if the pee is male or female.)
They also states that Quick Luck is toxin free and “totally undetectable." (Unless of course it's detected.)
They also make quite a big deal over the fact that their urine package contains a packet of “Heat Activator Powder” to rapidly raise the temperature of your sample.
More on that in a moment.
What Are the Ingredients?
Because products like this are not regulated by the FDA, they are not compelled to list all their ingredients the way companies that make vitamins are.
Therefore you need to have a lab and a degree in chemistry to figure out exactly what is in a product like Quick Luck synthetic urine.
The best we can do is repeat some of the info the company distributes on this product.
First off, they state up front that their urine formula is "top secret."
That by itself is a little odd since the chemical composition of human urine is well known, contains more than 3,000 compounds and is published online for all to see.
So, if Quick Luck is identical to human pee, the formula should be no secret at all.
That aside, they make the standard synthetic urine (see more) claims that it is properly balanced for pH, creatinine, and specific gravity and that it contains both urea and uric acid.
Does Quick Luck Work?
The Quick Luck synthetic pee itself comes pre-mixed -- which is a definite plus.
You’re stressed enough before a drug test. The last thing you need is to have to try and mix a perfect batch of fake pee in the hours leading up to that drugs test.
Also, it comes with heat pads that allow you to attain and maintain the proper temperature of your urine sample.
The only thing to decide is where to sneak in the stuff. Stash undies are a favorite, but you can also strap it to your inner leg or tight against the abdomen.
Is that it? Not quite.
You see Quick Luck also comes with the aforementioned “Heat Activator Powder."
This is supposed to be one of those things that separate Quick Luck from the competition.
But, it’s actually where the trouble starts.
The HAP is made up of nifty chemical compounds which, when added to your phony urine, create a reaction that causes an immediate temperature spike.
The idea is that you use this if you arrive at the urine testing facility and discover the heat pads haven’t worked.
The thing is, if you add just a tiny bit more than needed your clean urine sample will wind up 120 degrees and be kicked out by the machine.
You’ll then either be fired or sent to detox. And, we can see people using the HAP when they don’t need to and failing their urine tests as a result.
So does it work?
It can, but the HAP seems like a needless complication thrown in solely to justify the higher price.
How Much Does Quick Luck Cost?
The Quick Luck kit costs a hefty $100.
That would be fine if Quick Luck were more dependable.
But, it’s not.
Where Can I Buy It?
If you’ve got money to burn, you can pick up all the Quick Luck fetish urine you want at testnegative.com.
The only question is, why would you?
Chances are, if you do buy it, your best chance to pass a drug test is to leave the HAP at home.
But, if you do that you’ve negated the only justification for the extraordinary price.
So why bother?
Can we recommend Quick Luck?
Only if you’re into wasting money.
This product is essentially the Quick Fix (a product we actually recommend) kit with a useless urine heating compound thrown in to justify its sky-high price.
So, you're better off just pocketing the $70 difference and picking up some Quick Fix instead.
This is not to say that Quick Luck is a “bad” product.
Just that paying 3 times as much as you have to for a solution doesn’t make a lot of sense no matter how you look at it.