This review was last updated in June 2019.
You may need a Whizzinator for one reason or another. The main reason normally as to why you might need it is to use it in a controlled drug test. This applies in particular especially if it's a urine test. If you don't have the money, you might need to try and make your own Whizzinator which can be pretty hard.
If you get it wrong, then the results could be a disaster for you.
Even if you can build a fake penis at home, then you have the complex task of keeping your urine at room temperature. If you buy a fake penis like the reliable and trusted Monkey Dong, you don't have to worry about all this because it will work 100% of the time. Included in the package is a very simple set of instructions that anyone can easily follow.
The full kit can be seen as an expensive purchase, but don't let the price put you off. Not passing a drug test can have serious consequences. However, sometimes people can't afford the purchase, so you might be wondering if it is possible to make your own homemade fake penis. Well, it is, but it's a complex DIY operation.
You need the right equipment and need to know the correct procedures to make one at home. The instructions are tricky to follow and there's not much room for error so they should always be taken as a last resort. We would always, ALWAYS recommend using the Monkey Dong over a homemade solution. This article will guide you on what you materials you need, how to make it at home and how best to use it.
Tools That You Will Need to Make a Whizzinator
To be able to build your homemade kit, you will have to be able to source the following products:
- One thermometer (An analog thermometer is preferable)
- A microwave oven
- A coffee mug
- Floss (One foot in length)
- A balloon or condom (party balloons will suffice)
- 1/4-inch fish tank tubing (3 inches in length)
- A turkey baster (Optional, but recommended)
- Two hand warmers
- A pair of boxer briefs
- Clean urine
How to Make a Whizzinator
- Pee in a cup or get someone to urinate in a cup and immediately place the cup in your fridge. Refrigerate for at least 30 minutes. If possible, let the urine stay in the refrigerator for the whole night. The aim here is to keep the urine as fresh as possible.
- A few hours before the test, make sure you thoroughly wash your balloon or your condom. Don't use any detergent or soap. Just rinse with clean water. You can pass the balloon through tap water but make sure not to overdo it as it might bloat and burst. Just to be sure, wash your balloon a second time. All this washing is to remove that horrible latex smell and some other impurities that may affect the quality of your urine.
- Take your urine from the fridge and place it inside the microwave and heat for only thirty seconds. N.B.: You should only heat the urine if and only if it was in the fridge. Don't heat the pee if you have freshly acquired it. After heating, take the temperature of the urine with your thermometer. It should be between 94-100 degrees Celsius.
- Take your balloon and place it inside the coffee mug. Make sure your floss and fish tank tubing are close at hand. You will need to use them quickly a bit later, so make sure they are close to the mug.
- Here is where your turkey baster comes into use now. Use it to get the pee into the balloon. If you don't have a turkey baster, you may end up getting a lot of pee on yourself, so be careful with this. Baste into the balloon about 30 ml of the urine and leave some sagging space in the balloon. It's at this point - after they've spilled pee all over themselves - that people usually decide to give up and pick up the trusted Monkey Dong!
- Now insert the fish tank tubing. Make sure it is about an inch into the balloon. You're not done yet!
This DIY procedure best works if you need to use your homemade Whizzinator (www.urinedrugtesthq.com/whizzinator-review) to carry out a test within a reasonable time frame like after 24-48 hrs.
DON'T TAKE ANY CHANCES...
- Take your floss and completely wrap the outside of the balloon. Make sure you oscillate around the fish tank tubing. Also, make sure the floss wrapping is very tight. But be careful not to make it too tight as it might cause damage to the balloon - such as punctures and unnecessary holes. Cut the excess floss from the balloon.
- You will now be required to twist the balloon about three times so as to make a complete seal. The balloon will fold over as a result. If there is excess pee, you might consider draining it a bit so that the balloon will be able to twist three times. This is why you had earlier left some sagging space in the balloon.
- The next step now is to take your hand warmer and activate it. Put it into your coffee cup which now has all the other contents i.e. the balloon. Also, place the thermometer inside the cup.
- Now put on your boxer briefs. As you will have noticed by now, boxer briefs come with large pockets right under your sack area. Place the balloon with all its contents into the pocket. Also, insert the hand warmer into the boxer brief's pocket. This will ensure that the temperature is maintained evenly.
- Always make sure the fish tank tubing is facing upwards towards your penis so as to prevent the whole apparatus from falling down. Let the filled balloon part rest on the top of the twisted part of the tubing.
- It should be really easy now to use the apparatus if you need to use it. You will just use both of your hands and squeeze the balloon gently after poking a hole. If you're having difficulty, remember that the Monkey Dong is much easier to use than any home-made methods you'll be able to come up with.
DON'T RISK YOUR JOB!
Is There a Guide on How to Make a Female Whizzinator?
Nope. It would be too complex for a female to hide the device due to the physicality of a women's body. I would 100% recommend using the Monkey Whizz which has been purposely built for a female's body. It is easy to use and it guaranteed works as long as you follow the very simple instructions that are included with the product.
If you were to ask me... never ever try to make your own Whizzinator at home or anywhere else on the planet because it is too hard to make as well as it is not guaranteed to work when you need it the most. Just trust the store-bought product rather than a do-it-yourself method.
As you can see from above it is a very complex operation to make your own fake penis and the risk's involved if it fails could be disastrous. I always recommend using the real product over any DIY made item.
Why take risks when it comes to drug tests? I mean... it's just your job that's on the line.